Welcome to my attempt to immortalize myself forever. Or at least until there's some crazy American Legislation ruling against personal web pages which therefor abolishes web hosting and destroys the internet.... Whatever. Not in this lifetime. Anyhow, this site will eventually have some conspiracy theories, but not as of yet. For now this page is strictly to undo any and all wrongs that were done with my first and most horrible page. Sorry to all that I offended. I hope that this can help change a few things.
I do not qualify my beliefs to avoid offending some special interest. I have never acted so as to make friends; my popularity is merely coincidental to my behavior.
Be sure to check out the Miscellaneous section for my, erm, Kenny Hess' music video starring none other than yours truley!
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